7 Things a Cricket Virgin Would Say
Now that the IPL season is here, you’ll be dealing with some of your friends who are watching cricket for the first time. And if luck is not on your side, you’ll be stuck with them for an entire match. Listed below are a few stupid things people say while watching a cricket match for the first time. So wear your helmet when dealing with these people. It’s a land mine out there; so be careful.
“So Dhoni is a wicket-keeper? I thought he was the captain.”
“Why is the man in the hat pointing at the sky?”
“Does scoring 300 runs mean 3 centuries or 6 half-centuries?”
“What do you mean cricket is a sport? It’s an insect.”
“Why are those two people in the middle running like they’re going to hit each other?”
“So basically, the third umpire is a traffic signal”
“Does he want a hug?”
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