Luis Suárez: Bite me!
Luis Suárez better get off his diet. If he’s depriving himself to a point where he’s hungry in the middle of a World Cup game, the footballer needs to feed himself! Granted, Italian food rocks, but Chiellini isn’t quite a chewy Ciabatta — no matter how dishy the girls think he is.
Sure, Suárez gave Uruguay’s World Cup campaign a shot in the arm, but Giorgio Chiellini’s arm tells a different story altogether. On the subject of body parts (edible or otherwise), Suárez has served himself up as fodder for a whole lot of fun today. If you’re going to bite professional footballers on live TV, you had better be prepared to be the butt of a few jokes, no? We’ve particularly enjoyed the Hannibal Lecter and Jaws references, with folks giggling about how Suárez is destined to be part of a Hollywood remake once he has chewed his way out of the footie world. And bloody as this business may be, let us just enjoy it a moment longer. Take the Apple image for instance. It gives a whole new spin to taking a bite out of the big apple!
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