Have you got what it takes to be Miley Cyrus’s boyfriend?
If you are reading this, it’s a safe assumption we’ve already answered the question: ‘Do you want to date Miley Cyrus?’ or perhaps you’re just curious. Either way, read on. Having dated the buff and beautiful Liam Hemsworth, one would think enviable abs and bulging biceps are high on Miley’s list. Oddly enough, they’re not. A well-placed insider recently spilt the beans on the twerking star’s string of requirements and they’re odder than you can even imagine. Apparently, one rule suggests: “You must not move within two feet of her without permission.” Makes having an intimate relationship a bit difficult, wouldn’t you think? Then there are rules about what to wear, what to do and what to talk about, all of which “you will be instructed by her assistant on.” Talk about over-involving the manager!
“[Guys] just try too hard with me, and it’s just like: I don’t need you to impress me. I don’t want you to, like, take me to fancy restaurants,” the Wrecking Ball singer complained in a recent interview. “I hate sitting down for dinner! You don’t have to do that to me! You don’t have to take me on trips!”
You try making sense of Miley’s list - the decoding stumped us! All we can say is: if men are from Mars and women are from Venus, Miley is from Pluto (and that’s not even a planet anymore).
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