Black Dog Comedy Evenings, Bangalore with Rob Schneider!
Let me start with this joke: there were 3 midgets, the 1st midget said “Hey, I have the tiniest hands in the world” the 2nd said “I think I have the tiniest feet ever” the 3rd says “I know for sure that I have the tiniest penis” so, to prove themselves right they go to he records department and check. The 1st agrees “yea, right there..my name is next to the “Tiniest hand man” and the 2nd looks up the book and goes “right there, my name is next to the “Tiniest feet man in the world” the 3rd browses through the pages and goes “hey, who is this Adam Sandler” go on…laugh out loud, no? But I assure you when Rob Schneider says it, its 100% more funnier and you are rolling off the chair and falling straight onto that hottie’s lap.
The very funny Sourabh Pant's on fire opened for Rob Schneider. He called himself the peanut next to the fine whiskey that no one really gives a shit about!! I refuse to accept it, Sourabh was more the dash of lime that makes a fine scotch even better. After taking digs at blokes wearing FCUK YOU tee’s, really French Connection United Kingdom You!! A desi equivalent to it would be a CHU You, (Calcutta Hoogly United) or this…HUMP U (Hyderabadi Urban Mutton Packers United??!!) I definitely wanted more of Sourabh Pant, but wait…Rob danced in to “Choli ke peechey” and woot! The massive hysterical laughter riot began. Rob’s Seinfeld, Adam Sandler and Sean Connery impersonations were spot on. Digs at the bulging waistlines and slimming currencies were taken at. Of course, no comedy act in Bengalooru is complete without a few takes on the traffic scenario.
Battling 2 hr traffic jams to attend this eve seemed totally worth it. Rob covered most things that effect the modern day living ie: male genitalia, the differences between men and women, airport troubles, capillary enlargements and momentary vision blurriness caused by Viagra…yes! It can be a distinct modern day lifestyle issue. In all the show was awesome and the only let down was I had just 2 passes and couldn’t take friends along for this fantastic evening. Heck! I can’t be so greedy. Cheers!