How to become a sheep in 7 easy steps this New Year's
What shall we do this New Year’s?
This question can be answered in many different ways by many different people. You and your friends will have a fun New Year, the way you always do. But for some, it’s all about the appearance of having fun, and repeating every tired old cliche.
We’ve studied those people, mainly so we don’t become like them. So we’re bringing you a cautionary guide on how to become a sheep & #unfake it this New Year's with a shot of Smirnoff in 7 easy steps.
Say Yes to every party invite, even when you're not invited
The true sheep always makes 7 different sets of plans for New Year's, and acts as if all of them will happen. Because who wants to actually think about a really good, different plan, right?
Attend only those parties where celebs might attend
You can spot a sheep by its choice of place to chill. A good sheep always uses Page 3 to pick a party location, rather than a really good source like liveinstyle.com.
Follow the majority of your friends rather than the awesome minority
The best people are selective about their New Year plans. The sheep find out where most of their acquaintances are going, and then rush there.
Wait for the last minute
Because sheep spend their time grazing, being lazy and forgetting about the important things in life. Like, how do I welcome 2015 in the most fun way possible?
Plan your party around how it will look on Facebook, the next day
What if the most fun party in town is in a place with not so great lighting? The sheep worry about their selfies.
Note to all sheep: Parties are about the fun you have at them, not the next day likes.
Try to spend New Year’s mostly with people you don’t know
To become a sheep faster, make sure that you seek out people you don’t know and spend December 31 desperately trying to chat up popular people. Because who needs friends?
Talk loudly and try to be the centre of attention all the time
Because New Year’s is not about the mood, your friends, the party or everyone else. It’s about you - the proud new sheep.
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