7 Things a Cricket Virgin Would Say

Now that the IPL season is here, you’ll be dealing with some of your friends who are watching cricket for the first time. And if luck is not on your side, you’ll be stuck with them for an entire match. Listed below are a few stupid things people say while watching a cricket match for the first time. So wear your helmet when dealing with these people. It’s a land mine out there; so be careful.

“So Dhoni is a wicket-keeper? I thought he was the captain.”

 

“Why is the man in the hat pointing at the sky?”

Run out

 

 “Does scoring 300 runs mean 3 centuries or 6 half-centuries?”

IPL Runs

 

“What do you mean cricket is a sport? It’s an insect.”

IPL t20

 

“Why are those two people in the middle running like they’re going to hit each other?”

Run to score

 

“So basically, the third umpire is a traffic signal”

Third Umpire

 

“Does he want a hug?”

IPL Umpire

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7 Things a Cricket Virgin Would Say

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Now that the IPL season is here, you’ll be dealing with some of your friends who are watching cricket for the first time. And if luck is not on your side, you’ll be stuck with them for an entire match. Listed below are a few stupid things people say while watching a cricket match for the first time. So wear your helmet when dealing with these people. It’s a land mine out there; so be careful.

“So Dhoni is a wicket-keeper? I thought he was the captain.”

 

“Why is the man in the hat pointing at the sky?”

Run out

 

 “Does scoring 300 runs mean 3 centuries or 6 half-centuries?”

IPL Runs

 

“What do you mean cricket is a sport? It’s an insect.”

IPL t20

 

“Why are those two people in the middle running like they’re going to hit each other?”

Run to score

 

“So basically, the third umpire is a traffic signal”

Third Umpire

 

“Does he want a hug?”

IPL Umpire

Spare yourself the trouble and enjoy this IPL season with cricket-literate people. Find out about the best sports bars in your city right here at LIVEINSTYLE.com.

Image Credit: ridealongwithmrf.com, wordpress.com, tinypic.com, stashpit.com, hindustantimes.com, imgur.com, cdn8.wn.com, freepik.com

LiveInstyle.com encourages you to Party Responsibly!

 

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